26 April 2009
08 April 2009
05 April 2009
I don't know what to write about.
'cause I'm special.
Yes, that is exactly what our conversation looked like. I didn't pay her anything to say that. The cousin speaks of her own free will. My writing is all going to look messed up now because I put that little chat thing in.
The cousin's name is actually Audrey, to everyone who might not have met her. I just call her the cousin. I don't know why. I said it one day, and it stuck.
Weird Names I Call People and Who They Really Are:
- The Tyrannical Dictator: Mother
- Father: Father
- The child: Robby, my brother
- The cousin: Audrey, my cousin
- Hermano: all girls I talk to who are not Spiffy or Anna
- Hermana: Anna
- Prima: Spiffy
- Chica: Niraj, also any other guy
I also speak French in situations where French doesn't make sense, such as in the middle of sentences typed to people who don't speak any French. But why would you do something that stupid? they ask, and I reply, I did it parce que I felt like it. They call this Frenglish or Franglais.
The cousin just told me that I made a mistake in claiming that her posse calls me the abortion one because of Chica's story. The story about Chica was completely true, but it's not why they call me that. I don't feel like typing up the cousin's story, so you can go ask her if you really need to know.
This post is fairly short, but I'm not in the mood to write any more. I have homework to do and school tomorrow. Adios, infidels.
03 April 2009
02 April 2009
" You can have my ninja school, " He said. " It is talks nonsense anyway." Piece;
" Has not thanked, ninja-sensei, " Said attractively polite. " I am your ninja school." Is too formidable;
Suddenly, ninja appears outside the woodware. It is Ninja Qiao!
" Ninja attractively with ninja-sensei! " Said Ninja Qiao. " The happy red dragon monkey paper volume is stolen from ours nose! "
" But we are ninjas! " Sob ninja-sensei. " Anything may not steal from ours nose! It is the sound which looks like one time claps! We are steal from other people, for us is ninjas that stealthily! "
He collapsed on the floor, flows out the green to smoke. " Comes to be closer, ninja student, " He said. the ninja student came to be closer. " The lotus flower blossoms blooms eternally." His eye rolled in his head.
He then died.
" What will we make? " Ninja Qiao who requests, remarkable staring at nearby room.
" Only then I may find the happy red dragon monkey paper volume! " Announcement attractiveness.
" Only attractive canned food discovery happy red dragon monkey paper volume! " Redundant Ninja Qiao.
Ninja good regarded as the ninja pimp to demonstrate the gate for the first time, and there she looked at her arched enemy, fuzzy turquoise penguin.
" Oh does not have! Fuzzy turquoise penguin! "
" Ha ha ha! I have happiness red dragon monkey paper volume! " Said the fuzziness, nips the tongue heavily. " You will not be able to obtain it from me! "
Ninja walks attractively with is grabbed it outside his duck foot plate. " Ha, " She said that makes the ninja victory dance.
All ninjas has forever celebrated attractive fabulosity.