"The happy red dragon monkey paper volume is stolen from ours nose!"

Today, I wrote some lovely stories, used the dictionary dot com translator to translate them into random languages, and then translated them back into English. Now I will share them with you. This serves as a blog post because I don't feel like writing a real one.

The beginning of "Ed Bella Chica" (translated to French and back)

It was once in the ground of Slauson, there was a chica bella called ED. ED was about the majority of chica of bella that no matter who had ever seen, never, except the light problem which it was not really a chica of bella. ED was a man! Its virility exuded its pores, but each one just supposed that it was a chica of bella in any event. 

"The Happy Red Dragon Monkey Paper Volume" (English-Chinese-English)

What is attractive is the astonishing ninja skill allows her to wear the spot and stripe astonishing ninja. Other ninjas has not been able to make this, therefore they sucked. What is attractive is best ninja, is very formidable she Master ninja to let her take over control the ninja school.

" You can have my ninja school, " He said. " It is talks nonsense anyway." Piece;

" Has not thanked, ninja-sensei, " Said attractively polite. " I am your ninja school." Is too formidable;

Suddenly, ninja appears outside the woodware. It is Ninja Qiao!

" Ninja attractively with ninja-sensei! " Said Ninja Qiao. " The happy red dragon monkey paper volume is stolen from ours nose! "

" But we are ninjas! " Sob ninja-sensei. " Anything may not steal from ours nose! It is the sound which looks like one time claps! We are steal from other people, for us is ninjas that stealthily! "

He collapsed on the floor, flows out the green to smoke. " Comes to be closer, ninja student, " He said. the ninja student came to be closer. " The lotus flower blossoms blooms eternally." His eye rolled in his head.

He then died.

" What will we make? " Ninja Qiao who requests, remarkable staring at nearby room.

" Only then I may find the happy red dragon monkey paper volume! " Announcement attractiveness.

" Only attractive canned food discovery happy red dragon monkey paper volume! " Redundant Ninja Qiao.

Ninja good regarded as the ninja pimp to demonstrate the gate for the first time, and there she looked at her arched enemy, fuzzy turquoise penguin.

" Oh does not have! Fuzzy turquoise penguin! "

" Ha ha ha! I have happiness red dragon monkey paper volume! " Said the fuzziness, nips the tongue heavily. " You will not be able to obtain it from me! "

Ninja walks attractively with is grabbed it outside his duck foot plate. " Ha, " She said that makes the ninja victory dance.

All ninjas has forever celebrated attractive fabulosity.

And, finally, "Cassee" (English to Russian to English, all for your viewing pleasure)

Cassee, is which tomcat it fell in love to wander all around to skip to the tables and to sing off-key to itself. Its large dream it had to magic go by Japanese and to act on Broadway. 

" Meow Of [yaponi] of meow Of meow, " meowed Of cassee.

" That, [kiska]? " to the asked young Of libby-san. " You do want snuggle? "

" Meow none of meow Of broadway of meow, " meowed Of cassee.

" I you love, [kiska]! " proclaimed young Libby-san, selecting Cassee upward and holding it before the mirror.

" There are no meow! Meow placed me downward, beach, meow! "

It randomly opened the strength of superheroine and it jumped over from the handles of the young Of libby-san. In proportion to it was now superheroine, it broke into a run to californium in order to show it amazing new talents.

" I preserve you meow! " it began to cry, child from the hands of its kidnapper of people.

" Meow Of meow is another good day for the purple avenger of the fungus of the hands of peace and jazz! "

It made slightly more sense before I futzed with the translator.

Pseudocurses: Now with extra thoughtfulness!

I'm pondering several deep questions as I write. Actually, only two of them, and they're not very deep. It just makes me feel smarter to call it pondering several deep questions. Firstly: Why am I continuing to write stuff that anyone visiting this page can see? Secondly: Why don't people who write advertisements spell-check first? If you're going to, like me, post things on the internet, you might as well spell them right.

As usual, I have nothing much to write about, so today I'm going to sit and type all the things that come into my head.

I'm bored...I'm hungry...I can't think of anything...this is taking too long...why am I doing this...ooh, veggie sausages...this house is loud...yay, irritating Cassee...why is Robby humming...I want two sausages...no, Sluggy is a stupid name for a Magcaro...I don't care if it's level fifty-six, it's still a stupid name...

Wow, what fascinating insight into what I think about. I always thought that I spent my time thinking about important things, but obviously I don't. Please pretend that whenever I don't say anything, I'm thinking about the meaning of life, not vegetarian sausages. I usually have illustrious thoughts; I'm just, I don't know, having a bad thought day.

I think I'll tell you about the last book I read. It was probably Fruits Basket again, but I threw that off to the side before I was halfway done. I get annoyed when I read manga because the authors can do beautiful drawings and I get jealous. See, I've always wanted to do something beautiful, and since my art is crap, I try to write beautifully. I just don't do very well with that,  either, so I'm stuck writing sarcastically and hopefully kind of humorously. Wow, I'm getting so personal. Really letting out my feelings here. Now you know how I feel, even more than when I shared my thoughts about veggie sausage.

Anyway, the last actual book (book as in not manga) I held in my hands was City of Ashes. I was too lazy to finish it again, even though I keep telling Erin I'll do it. I read it this morning for an hour before I finally stumbled out of my room. That's progress. Then I read it again for a while and got to the part where Alec is a jerk about Magnus. That part makes me cry every time. I feel a list coming on...

Parts of Books that Make Me Cry Almost Every Time I Read Them:

• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Bellatrix dies
• Breaking Dawn when Bella kills and drinks blood from a mountain lion
• The Realms of the Gods when Rikash dies
• City of Ashes when Alec is a jerk
• Wide Awake at the ending (tears of joy)
• Freak Show when Billy doesn't get voted prom queen
• Annie on My Mind at the ending (tears of joy)
• And many more that I can't think of at this moment but will have me shedding tears the next time I read them.

Well, I'm off for a Family Fun Night in my place of residence. Au revoir, adios, farvel, Auf Wiedersehen, selamat berpisah, sudie, adeus, dovidenia, and just plain goodbye.