That was part of a conversation I heard in the hallway today, and I promised I'd use it for the title of my post today.
This post is the Libby is too lazy to really write a blog post post. Deal with it.
Quotes That I Am Reading Off This Website And Find Amusing:
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. -Bill Watterson
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. -Dick Cavett
- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde
- Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? -Clarence Darrow
- If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. -Doug Larson
- Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -Oscar Wilde
- One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -Larry Gelbart
- We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. -Robert Wilensky
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. -Hannah Arendt
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. -Lily Tomlin
- Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. -Robin Morgan
- Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. -G. K. Chesterton
- War is not nice. -Barbara Bush
- Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. -Fran Lebowitz
Sorry; the cat walked over the keyboard as I was trying to write that. Wasn't that exciting? Yes, yes it was.
